Tied & Tickled 23
Fast Eddy’s on the lamb and it’s my job to flush him out. It’s gonna be a tough case. I’ll visit Eddy’s favorite hangouts. I’ll have to grill all his girlfriends. They’re cheap whores and high class hookers.
These girls can be hard to persuade. Some guys might slap ’em around to get their information, but not me, I have my own methods. Some guys carry a gun, I carry a feather. I know how to make a broad talk. I know every sensitive spot on her body, from the tips of her toes to the nape of her neck. I strip ’em, tie ’em down, and tickle their brains out. Only trouble is by the time I finally got ’em talking, they’re laughing and crying at the same time!
I can’ t make out a word they’re saying! I’ll get to the bottom of this case, or my name ain’t Ticklin’ Dick!
