N/A - Gutter Mouths 33 - 2005

I hate fake tits. I hate tweakers. I hate whores that look like they were made in Brazil. Therefore I hate Vanessa Lane. Sure, Vanessa may be nice enough on the inside, but when a chick looks better with her clothes on than off, well, that’s when you know they’ve gone too far. (If you are a wannabe slut, please stay natural. Nobody wants to fuck a mutilated freak!) Sasha says she’s an EMO whore. Now, I’m not really up on what’s considered cool nowadays. But if EMO means that fucking degenerates on video for a few dollars so that future generations of your family will be humiliated, then I’m all for it. Katie Ray has it all. She’s goofy and stupid. And as we all know, goofy and stupid whores are easier to trick into doing things they will regret later. Sure, at the time they will go along with whatever you tell them. But a few days later the reality will hit them a little too late, as the event will already be preserved on video forevermore. It takes a special kind of girl to be a JM contract whore, and Ashley possesses all of those qualities. The girl is a fuck machine that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “no”! She does it all. Whores don’t get any dirtier than Ashley.